Why does this site exist?
“Well. There’s a few reasons this is a thing. Lets try to list them off” – ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
Why is this a thing? But really. Why?
- first off, quietfarts.com was available and it felt weird to not own it. it’s pure gold.
- in pirate speak: it be a good place to share things with people who have no social media but who still have the internet access, or vice versa mateys.
- it gives valuable experience in a place where mistakes can AND WILL be made without ANY real consequence. that’s assuming running and maintaining a website is a valuable skill.
- it might be a nice centralized place to post links, recipes, and projects so they aren’t forgotten when i’ve gone senile, am found dead, or when i’m taken to another dimension. or you know, until the domain doesn’t get paid… all of which are very likely. we have no backups.
- helps collect thoughts and motivates me to do more things.
- since it’s not to make money i can do whatever i want. i’m an adult.
- i’m a big fan of making lists, so it’s a place i can make lists. this site will be very list-heavy
- fresh mozzarella cheese.
- this fufills part of the contract i made with that demon i met in Reseda, CA.
- i MIGHT have bought the domain without thinking (for a very long term agreement), and it feels wasteful to not utilize it in some way.
- it’s untraceable.
- i have nothing better to do.
- i’ve turned off comments so i dont need to apologize to anyone for things i say. that’s not really a reason it exists, just a nice bonus. also, that’s probably not how that works. whatever. i don’t like the show “king of the hill”, what are you gonna do about it. nothing. i own quietfarts.com.
Definition: QuietFarts
definition A: Not a loud fart. A quiet fart refers to a flatulence that is released with little to no sound. It is often considered less noticeable than louder forms of flatulence.
definition B: A cool domain name hosting a website with an array of projects ranging from nifty to just plain dumb.
definition C: a group of mute boomers.
Blog = Projects
check out the project blog, an easy way to share things we want to live on the internet for all time. It’s that button right underneath this.
Probably a bad choice but whatever.
FREQUENTLY
—ASKED—
QUESTIONS
Will you do ________ for me?
It depends entirely on if I have time and how complicated the thing is you’re asking me to do. If you know my email then email me, and I’ll let you know.
Who is behind QuietFarts?
A collective of the mediocre-est minds this generation has to offer. Ok, not a “collective”, just one VERY mediocre mind.
How many farts does a “normal” human have per day?
Sixteen.
Can I eat the core of an apple?
If you’re an adult you can do anything you want.
